Originally published by ClimateDenierRoundup on Daily Kos.
No one wants to get stuck in traffic. Or in the snow. Getting stuck in an all-day traffic jam because it snowed, well, thatโs pretty much the worst. And thatโs exactly what happened in Virginia this week, when hundreds of drivers spent all day stuck on the highway after a severe snowstorm turned a jackknifed semi from a relatively routine highway occurrence to a major SNAFU.
Fortunately, everyone was okay. But imagine if they werenโt! Wouldnโt that have been terrible! Imagine if zombies had attacked while they were stranded, or if a horde of chuds emerged from the frozen sewers to convert everyone to Scientology, or, and this may be worst of all โฆ
What if the cars stuck in the snow were all electric???
Everyone would surely be dead, or something!
At least thatโs what the Washington Post editorial writer Charles Lane is scared of, judging by a column on Tuesday that turned a rightwing meme into his weekly column. โImagine Virginiaโs icy traffic catastrophe โ but with only electric vehicles,” implores the headline, as though the issue here were a lack of access to electricity and not, you know, an overturned semi and snowfall that prevented emergency responders from doing their jobs.
The basis for his scary story? Aย trucker tweetedย that he gave someone โdriving a Teslaโ some water and blankets. Apparently this anecdote โillustrates an important point: If everyone had been driving electric vehicles, this mess could well have been worse.โ
Except, of course, thatโs not true at all. As both Reuters and Politifact pointed out last year when rightwing shitposters pushed the same scare story, EVs are fine when stuck in traffic jams because sitting there doesnโt run down the battery. (And a reply to the trucker that Lane must have missed linked to a video showing a fully charged EV keeping warm for 70 hours at -3C.)
Idling your gas car does burn fuel though, something that even Lane acknowledged, writing that โof course, cold also affects the performance of gas-powered vehicles; many were left stranded in Virginia after they ran out of fuel or their batteries died.โ
Oh!
Nevertheless, Lane used the Tesla driver for his clever kicker complaining that EVs arenโt already cheaper, easier and better than gas cars, saying that like that driver โon I-95 in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, weโre not there yet.โ
Except the Tesla family probably drove off fine, but a bunch of people who didnโt have electric vehicles were stuck,ย by Laneโs own accounting!
Still though, apparently old cars have the advantage because itโs easier to deliver gas to stranded motorists than charge an EV. But thatโs only because gas is currently the norm! Can you imagine if the situation were reversed, and gas cars were replacing electric cars?
How would you possibly convince people that toting around gallons of liquid explosives is the safe and easy alternative to a battery or extension cord?
More realistically though, why is the Washington Post publishing this kind of nonsense? Do they really think that double-fact-checked memes are the sort of content deserving of their pages? Worse, are they aware that theyโre offering the exact same sort of content as climate denial blogs?
Watts Up With Thatย ran a functionally identical postย asking readers to โimagine you were stuck in an EV,โ and the professional industrial disinformation peddlers at CFACT, who also are just begging people to ignore that itโs gas cars that got stuck and instead โimagine electric vehicles in bad weather.โ
And of course, for the coup de grace, you know youโve gotten something badly wrong when itโs approvingly tweeted by Steve Milloy from his โ@Junkscienceโ account, a handle that originates in his work for Big Tobacco to oppose regulations on smoking in the โ90s.
Imagine adopting โDemocracy dies in darknessโ as a motto, and then running opinions echoing those whoโve dedicated their lives to blowing smoke โ literally.
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